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- Happy birthday! At least you don't have to worry about dying young anymore
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- Roses are red, violets are blue. My poetry sucks, but I'm still younger than you
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- Your birthday seems to be the perfect time to remind you that it's my birthday soon
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- This is the perfect day to thank me for remembering your birthday
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- I searched for a long time for the perfect birthday card for you. This was the best I could do
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- This birthday card is gluten free, dairy free, fat free, sugar free, additive free (and also present free)
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- May your birthday and Christmas presents not be combined
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- I'm sorry your December birthday is overshadowed by some guy who wore sandals
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- Your birthday would be a bigger deal this time of year if you'd been conceived by a virgin
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- If you were Jesus then today would be Christmas
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- Birthdays are good. Birthdays with alcohol are better.
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- I Love how I don't have to pretend to be a nice person when I'm with you. That shit's exhausting
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- Happy birthday to my best bitch
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- Friendships must be built on a firm foundation of alcohol, sarcasm , inappropriateness, and shenanigans
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- You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're everything I want in a friend!
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- If friends were noses, I'd pick you
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- Happy birthday to my best friend. Here's to another year of laughing at our own jokes, dealing with stupid people, bitching about life, drinking too m
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- You probably had lots of cards on your birthday. But what about now? Who is thinking of you now? Me, that's who. It's not late. I'm sensitive.
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- A late birthday card is better than a late period
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- This birthday card isn't late! (It's just really really early for next year...)
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