Customer Login / Register
-
- You're a knob. But I love you, anyway
-
£2.95
-
- You're a cunt. But I love you, anyway
-
£2.95
-
- Yo had me at your correct use of "You're"
-
£2.95
-
- You're so lucky to have met me. Just saying
-
£2.95
-
- It's difficult to find a partner who is funny, sexy and smart. You're so lucky to have me!
-
£2.95
-
- I just wanted to offer my condolences on your having to be in a relationship with me
-
£2.95
-
- I just want you to know that I love you. Even though you aren't naked right now.
-
£2.95
-
- I just want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you this last year, and how excited I am to continue.
-
£2.95
-
- Will you be my player two?
-
£2.95
-
- I will love you until PI runs out of decimal places
-
£2.95
-
- Roses are red, bacon is red. Poems are hard. Bacon.
-
£2.95
-
- Roses are red, violets are blue. Blah, blah, blah, I love you
-
£2.95
-
- Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you
-
£2.95
-
- I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other
-
£2.95
-
- I hate you the least
-
£2.95
-
- I don't care what everyone else says. I think you're OK
-
£2.95
-
- I could watch TV with you forever
-
£2.95
-
- I can't believe I still really fancy you after all these years
-
£2.95
-
- I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you yet
-
£2.95
-
- Couples who fart together stay together
-
£2.95
