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- You're a knob. But I love you, anyway
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- You're a cunt. But I love you, anyway
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- Yo had me at your correct use of "You're"
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- You're so lucky to have met me. Just saying
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- It's difficult to find a partner who is funny, sexy and smart. You're so lucky to have me!
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- I just wanted to offer my condolences on your having to be in a relationship with me
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- I just want you to know that I love you. Even though you aren't naked right now.
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- I just want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you this last year, and how excited I am to continue.
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- Will you be my player two?
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- I will love you until PI runs out of decimal places
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- Roses are red, bacon is red. Poems are hard. Bacon.
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- Roses are red, violets are blue. Blah, blah, blah, I love you
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- Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you
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- I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other
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- I hate you the least
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- I don't care what everyone else says. I think you're OK
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- I could watch TV with you forever
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- I can't believe I still really fancy you after all these years
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- I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you yet
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- Couples who fart together stay together
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